Flooding Little Boys

Went out back and was talking with the neighbor for a minute and Ace walks outside and he's all wet. I come into my master bathroom to find it completely flooded, at least an inch deep in water. He took a brand new roll of toilet paper and shoved it in the toilet and flushed and flushed while it flooded the room. I've now used every single towel in the house, dirty and clean to sop up the water and just threw them in the tub. The tub is full of soaking wet towels now. Yuck!